Me: (reading from Curious George in the Snow) "the man said, 'George, why don't you wait at this table while I get some hot chocolate? I'll be right back, so don't get into any trouble.' "
Punkin: That man with the yellow hat is useless. He knows that George is curious and he keeps leaving him alone. I mean, once would be ok, but he keeps doing it over and over!!
I'm sick (again.), so Punkin was helping me with the laundry yesterday, and I let her put the laundry soap in. Last night, she put the clothes in the washer and calls out, "Mom, it's time to put the oil in."
Oh, wouldn't that be fun to clean up.
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