Thursday, June 19, 2008

Who taught you to drive?

More Little Man fun:

LM: I could drive mamma.
Me: (thinking - you're four!! I thought I had a few years!) Uh, huh. You could steer, but you have to learn a lot of rules to be able to drive on the road. And you have to be a lot older.
LM: Who taught you to drive?
Me: My mom and dad.
LM: GrandNan and Grandpa?
Me: Yep.

LM: Who taught GrandNan how to drive?
Me: I guess her mom, Mudger. (don't even ask me to explain where that name came from!)

LM: Who taught Mudger to drive?
Me: I don't know - should we call her?
LM: Yes.

So, I call my grandma on the phone and she informs me that her uncle taught her to drive. So, I hang up and tell Little Man.

(long pause)
LM: Who taught her uncle to drive?

*sigh* *giggle*

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Tiny Talk

Overheard while Punkin and Little Man were playing family:

Punkin, pushing her baby in a stroller: "Honey, do you want to go for a walk with us or do you have too much work to do?"
Little Man: "I want to go, but I have a lot of work to do, so you might have to just wait a few minutes."
P: "Ok"
LM, typing away on his computer keyboard: "Oh no, the internet is BROKEN!" (Complete with fist on the table.)
LM, a few minutes later, on his phone: "I just wanted to tell you the my internet is not working, and I need you to fix it."
"Well, I just wanted you to know, so you could fix it for me."

For more funny things kids said this week, check out Not Before 7.