Overheard while Punkin and Little Man were playing family:
Punkin, pushing her baby in a stroller: "Honey, do you want to go for a walk with us or do you have too much work to do?"
Little Man: "I want to go, but I have a lot of work to do, so you might have to just wait a few minutes."
LM, typing away on his computer keyboard: "Oh no, the internet is BROKEN!" (Complete with fist on the table.)
LM, a few minutes later, on his phone: "I just wanted to tell you the my internet is not working, and I need you to fix it."
"Well, I just wanted you to know, so you could fix it for me."
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