My kiddos are still in the "knock, knock" phase. Their favorite one goes like this:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interru..
MOO!
There are lots of variations, such as:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting donkey.
Interru..
Hee-Haw!
My favorite is one Punkin made up:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting nose.
Interru..
Ah-Choo!
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Does this dinner conversation have a familiar ring to it?
Little Man: I'm eating my chicken.
WeaverDad: It's not chicken, it's fish.
Little Man: (pause) You mean this swimmed in the water? (Complete with hand motions of a fish swimming.)
Punkin: Well, it did swimmed, but now it's dead.
I really wish writing could do the dead comment justice. It was so matter-of-fact, it just cracked us up.
And, by the way, why isn't it swimmed?
For more funny things kids say, check out Mary's site at Not Before 7.
About Me
- weavermom
- I'm a mostly SAHM. I've been married to my hubby for 14 years! We have a very-spirited, social, loveable 9 yr daughter, Punkin, who attends a public charter school; and a too-cute-for-his-own-good, car-loving 6 yr son, Little Man, who we homeschool. I also have a home-based bookkeeping business.
5 comments:
You're right, why isn't it swimmed? :-) I did crack up about the dead comment. I can totally see her doing that.
Too funny. I can hear Q saying something so similar!!
LOL. Love those knock-knock jokes.
I love the matter of fact way they say things some times. YOu can't quite capture it on "paper", but I know EXACTLY what you mean.
Oh, the knock knock jokes...
GIGGLE....I can so see my 6 yr old saying this.....LOL
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